Friday, February 19, 2010

Bashing Boosters

MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THEN YOURS
MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR
WITH A FEELING SO PURE
IT'S GOT YOU COMING BACK FOR MORE!

Whoa, what's wrong with me. Okay, here's what this post is really about:

Me = Going into FFA playlists and destroying TI boosters

TI Boosters = Getting smashed with every weapon in my insane arsenal

Other people in game = relieved that I branded the boosters with my personal form of justice

You = Just came in your pants

If anyone would like to assist in my eternal conquest to end the rape that is boosters, set up your class like this:

Primary: Any assault rifle with shotgun or tube attachment
Secondary: Any launcher
Equipment: C4 or Semtex
Special Grenade: Stun
1st Perk: Scavenger or Marathon
2nd Perk: Cold Blooded
3rd Perk: Ninja
DS: Martydom

This class is supposed to maximise the amount of pwnage you can dish out to boosters in a single game. When the boosters finally decide that they've been defeated, and leave, track them on your recent players list and follow them in the rest of their games. Annoy the shit out of them until they get the message. You get the point

-Chris

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