MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THEN YOURS
MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR
WITH A FEELING SO PURE
IT'S GOT YOU COMING BACK FOR MORE!
Whoa, what's wrong with me. Okay, here's what this post is really about:
Me = Going into FFA playlists and destroying TI boosters
TI Boosters = Getting smashed with every weapon in my insane arsenal
Other people in game = relieved that I branded the boosters with my personal form of justice
You = Just came in your pants
If anyone would like to assist in my eternal conquest to end the rape that is boosters, set up your class like this:
Primary: Any assault rifle with shotgun or tube attachment
Secondary: Any launcher
Equipment: C4 or Semtex
Special Grenade: Stun
1st Perk: Scavenger or Marathon
2nd Perk: Cold Blooded
3rd Perk: Ninja
DS: Martydom
This class is supposed to maximise the amount of pwnage you can dish out to boosters in a single game. When the boosters finally decide that they've been defeated, and leave, track them on your recent players list and follow them in the rest of their games. Annoy the shit out of them until they get the message. You get the point
-Chris
Friday, February 19, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Finding awesomeness in boosters
This past week was a week of change in my vision of MW2. A complete change. Let me explain:
Tuesday: I entered ANOTHER game with boosters in it. Yet it wasn't two. It was 5 in the same free-for-all. I had no clue how one was to pull something like that off. 3 were boosting, and 2 were guarding with claymores. After several angry messages, the main booster (who, my friends, is an absolute visionary) sent my a friend request. I accepted, like I always do (several people I hate are on my FL), and that was all I heard of him that day.
Wednesday: First off, who knows by heart how to spell Wednesday correctly? All the letters are thrown in wierd spots and I had to use spell check to get it right. Whatever. That day, the same person (we'll just call him Big Dog) was online and in a party. For shits and giggles, I joined his party. He explained to me that he thought I was pretty funny and that there was no way I was going to beat him (and there wasn't), but then he explained to me the way he runs his games. I looked at his K/D. It was 1.25. That's insane to me. I looked at his W/L. Also incredible. And then he offered me the privilege of running with his clan in a Team Deathmatch game on Estate. And the final score: 10000 v. 2300, we win. And we absolutely crushed. And most of our players weren't all that great. We just learned how to coordinate advances, hold areas of interest, and counter tricky players. It was an amazing game. We played others after that, but they weren't as good as that was.
Thursday: I find Big Dog once again. And after running a couple more games, I decide to ask how I am to join his clan. I recieved... confusing answers. Big Dog said it was open to all, but he also said that the tests when trying to join are grueling and extremely hard. He also contradicted himself and said that is was very exclusive. I sent in my application anyway, as I find that the way they play is more of a rush then the traditional TD. That way is like free-for-all, only there are designated people that you can't shoot at. No one organizes anything, and no one ever watches each-other's backs. It's uncoordinated, and it's amazing how anyone actually gets shit done that way. But anyway, after that, I didn't hear from him again. And he's no longer on my Friends List, because he only keeps clan members on his list. I'm still hoping this they can respond at all, but it doesn't look good. No worries though, I'll still have another clan to fall back on (however small it may be).
So that's me finding awesomeness in boosters and a possible new clan in two days.
-Christopher
Tuesday: I entered ANOTHER game with boosters in it. Yet it wasn't two. It was 5 in the same free-for-all. I had no clue how one was to pull something like that off. 3 were boosting, and 2 were guarding with claymores. After several angry messages, the main booster (who, my friends, is an absolute visionary) sent my a friend request. I accepted, like I always do (several people I hate are on my FL), and that was all I heard of him that day.
Wednesday: First off, who knows by heart how to spell Wednesday correctly? All the letters are thrown in wierd spots and I had to use spell check to get it right. Whatever. That day, the same person (we'll just call him Big Dog) was online and in a party. For shits and giggles, I joined his party. He explained to me that he thought I was pretty funny and that there was no way I was going to beat him (and there wasn't), but then he explained to me the way he runs his games. I looked at his K/D. It was 1.25. That's insane to me. I looked at his W/L. Also incredible. And then he offered me the privilege of running with his clan in a Team Deathmatch game on Estate. And the final score: 10000 v. 2300, we win. And we absolutely crushed. And most of our players weren't all that great. We just learned how to coordinate advances, hold areas of interest, and counter tricky players. It was an amazing game. We played others after that, but they weren't as good as that was.
Thursday: I find Big Dog once again. And after running a couple more games, I decide to ask how I am to join his clan. I recieved... confusing answers. Big Dog said it was open to all, but he also said that the tests when trying to join are grueling and extremely hard. He also contradicted himself and said that is was very exclusive. I sent in my application anyway, as I find that the way they play is more of a rush then the traditional TD. That way is like free-for-all, only there are designated people that you can't shoot at. No one organizes anything, and no one ever watches each-other's backs. It's uncoordinated, and it's amazing how anyone actually gets shit done that way. But anyway, after that, I didn't hear from him again. And he's no longer on my Friends List, because he only keeps clan members on his list. I'm still hoping this they can respond at all, but it doesn't look good. No worries though, I'll still have another clan to fall back on (however small it may be).
So that's me finding awesomeness in boosters and a possible new clan in two days.
-Christopher
Excuses, Excuses
If often times I start writing a post, and then it abruptly ends without any meaning, it means:
A: Class has started and I can no longer be on the computer
B: I have friends over
C: MW2 was calling
D: I just felt like it
So don't be offended if that happens, and if the post interested you, don't worry. I revisit all my posts and finish them later on. However long it does take. The only way you know if a post is finished is if it has that signature...
-Christopher
or, in rare cases,
-Benjamin
...on the ends.
Oh, and sometimes I can't access my personal blog on my computer, so that would be a viable answer as well.
-Christopher
A: Class has started and I can no longer be on the computer
B: I have friends over
C: MW2 was calling
D: I just felt like it
So don't be offended if that happens, and if the post interested you, don't worry. I revisit all my posts and finish them later on. However long it does take. The only way you know if a post is finished is if it has that signature...
-Christopher
or, in rare cases,
-Benjamin
...on the ends.
Oh, and sometimes I can't access my personal blog on my computer, so that would be a viable answer as well.
-Christopher
Friday, January 29, 2010
My first personal post
Welcome to the Blog, friends. It's good to have you all back. It's just me, Chris, and my friend Darnell
"HE'S HOLDING ME AGAINST MY WILL!"
"Shut up you jerkoff. Who let you out of that hole, anyway?"
"YOU DID!"
"I'm opting to plead the fifth"
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN COURT"
"Well court is in session, bitch"
Well, anyway, I wanted to do a little personal blog that might not have fit well on the primary site. I wanted to talk about, dare I say it, MW2 flaws. I know, you must be thinking "didn't you do that awesome review of MW2 a couple months ago?". Well I did, but I still love MW2 multiplayer. It kicks ass. But it does have its' flaws. Every game does. It's unavoidable.
Flaw #1: Nuke boosting
At least every day, I go online in MW2 and play a little free-for-all. And every now and then, I notice something very dissapointing to me every time: someone is doing awesome, but I have yet to actually see them throughout the game, and no matter how hard I try, I can't catch up to him, and he's scoring headshots or knifes on a regular about 7-10 second basis. While at the same time, there's another poor sucker who's got no kills, but amazingly, is being killed right around the same time that the leader gets a kill. It's not just once. It's every time. And by the time I've caught on and go in search of these nuke-boosting-douches, I hear those fabled words:
"ENEMY NUKE INBOUND, IT'S OVER"
It frusterates the shit out of me, and if I still had a mic, I would definitely tell them off. I send my fair share of hate mail, and bad player reviews, and complaint files, but it never really stops them. You can only hope they're stupid enough to keep boosting in the same party, and that you have a map that you've sniper-scouted before and that you know where all the good hiding spots are.
I could understand if it was something like, shield boosting. It's perfectly harmless, if you know what I'm talking about (I don't even know how to do it). All it is is going into Search and Destroy with a partner that you invited to the game, finding a good spot on the map, and letting your partner shoot you repeatedly for massive amounts of points (points in SnD are nearly quintoupled, which is totally badass). I mean, something harmless like that couldn't make anyone mad. Unless the boosters were the last two alive. Then I'd see a problem. But whatever.
"HE'S HOLDING ME AGAINST MY WILL!"
"Shut up you jerkoff. Who let you out of that hole, anyway?"
"YOU DID!"
"I'm opting to plead the fifth"
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN COURT"
"Well court is in session, bitch"
Well, anyway, I wanted to do a little personal blog that might not have fit well on the primary site. I wanted to talk about, dare I say it, MW2 flaws. I know, you must be thinking "didn't you do that awesome review of MW2 a couple months ago?". Well I did, but I still love MW2 multiplayer. It kicks ass. But it does have its' flaws. Every game does. It's unavoidable.
Flaw #1: Nuke boosting
At least every day, I go online in MW2 and play a little free-for-all. And every now and then, I notice something very dissapointing to me every time: someone is doing awesome, but I have yet to actually see them throughout the game, and no matter how hard I try, I can't catch up to him, and he's scoring headshots or knifes on a regular about 7-10 second basis. While at the same time, there's another poor sucker who's got no kills, but amazingly, is being killed right around the same time that the leader gets a kill. It's not just once. It's every time. And by the time I've caught on and go in search of these nuke-boosting-douches, I hear those fabled words:
"ENEMY NUKE INBOUND, IT'S OVER"
It frusterates the shit out of me, and if I still had a mic, I would definitely tell them off. I send my fair share of hate mail, and bad player reviews, and complaint files, but it never really stops them. You can only hope they're stupid enough to keep boosting in the same party, and that you have a map that you've sniper-scouted before and that you know where all the good hiding spots are.
I could understand if it was something like, shield boosting. It's perfectly harmless, if you know what I'm talking about (I don't even know how to do it). All it is is going into Search and Destroy with a partner that you invited to the game, finding a good spot on the map, and letting your partner shoot you repeatedly for massive amounts of points (points in SnD are nearly quintoupled, which is totally badass). I mean, something harmless like that couldn't make anyone mad. Unless the boosters were the last two alive. Then I'd see a problem. But whatever.
Campers are my next big problem. It seems like for every map, there's a whole mess of spaces in which to sit with an AA-12 or an MP5K and frag the shit out of people in. And don't get me started on Afghan. If I have to round a corner and be killed by a n00b hiding beside a rock with an AT4-HS again, I might just have to go to my local whoop-ass store, buy a case of whoop-ass, get from the case of whoop-ass a can of whoop-ass, and open it up on all you mother fuckers. Sorry to objectify you there a bit. I know there isn't a whole lot Infinity Ward can do about them, but hey, that's gaming.
Rust
No comment. Rust was absolute fail
Glitchyness
I can't control if people quit out of games or not (it happens a lot since you don't loose EXP for doing so), but c'mon. Every time it happens, the game server goes to shit for about 20 seconds, if not longer, often times resulting in the immediate ending of the game. It seems to happen when I do good too, which is nearly never.
Yet I've been able to get past all this. On the leaderboards, with my friends at least, I hold a top 3 position in all the tiers -- that would be kills, wins, accuracy, and points. And I don't boost for it. I didn't boost for my Fall camo on my Famas. I didn't boost for my 7 gun masteries (3 primary 4 secondaries).
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Nearly 9 months ago, the heads of BCE Productions launched a deadly nuclear warhead that decimated the population of a lone underposted blogspot. After months of fallout radiation and an eternity (in interwebz time) of inactivity, the beast that was named bceproductions.blogspot.com should have been sent into the hellish abyss from which it had arose so suddenly from.
But they were wrong
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Overly dramatized FTW!
For those who remember this site, welcome back! Please avoid those nasty pockets of radiation. For those who are newcomers or don't remember this site at all, welcome to BCE Production's official blogspot. This is where we used to post important shit. Now that we have a site devoted to important shit, I wanted to re-open this blogspot for my own personal use, to talk about trivial shit, y'know? I don't get to do a whole lot of that on our primary site, and I'm hoping I ACTUALLY HAVE AN AUDIENCE THAT GIVES A CRAP. Just saying. It's kinda pointless running an inactive site. So, if you're interested in starting your own blog, or you already have one, please remember to hit that 'follow this blog' button. It's around here somewhere.
I know what you're thinking now: "If you're not posting news here, what are you posting?". That, my simple minded friend, is best explained like this: My life is uneventful. I wake up every morning, go to school, come home from school, play Xbox, talk with people on AIM, go to bed. You may be saying now "Wow you're fucking boring", but there's a lot more that goes on in my mind that I like to think and contemplate about. I'd like an audience to share these things with, if that's not too much to ask. So, enjoy this blogspot. I guess. You don't have to, though :P
-For the first time in the ladder part of a year
Chris
Saturday, May 2, 2009
The absolute final post
*Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep*
WHAT THE FUCK?!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
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THERE! Blogspot has been nuked. Go to the post below this one for the new site's link!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
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THERE! Blogspot has been nuked. Go to the post below this one for the new site's link!
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